11/2/2011 - Holy Crap!!!

Fortunately, and unfortunately, i've been absolutely insane. Let's give everyone a brief update, shall we?

First off, I am now married to the greatest woman I have ever known, and can't wait to spend the rest of our lives together.

I've totally slacked on the Amazon Appstore apps, but once I get the chance, i'll make sure to get some updates going for that!

I've been insanely busy working on a few projects, the biggest and probably one of the best is an apartment project where people can search for apartments / rentals in any area they choose. This one should be pretty awesome though!

We have been watching a few shows religiously lately. The X-Factor is pretty awesome, American Horror Story is strange, but awesome, Whitney is a pretty funny show also, and as usual Glee is pretty good. Haven't seen House in a while, but i'm sure that show is just as awesome as it has always been.

Time to go back to work. Feel free to email me if you have any questions! I'm always around!

Tags: married, apartment rentals, x-factor, american horror story, whitney, glee, house

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10/15/2010 - OMFG!!!

Ok, I just logged on to see the last time I logged in and made an update for everyone. But, here's a quick update that I hope fulfills your hunger for a little bit of Jake.

About 3 weekends ago, Damien and Christina got married. The wedding was fabulous, we all had an amazing time, and we couldn't have asked for a better day. A bit warm during the day, but it started to get much better over the course of the day.

I've been insanely busy helping a few websites climb the search engines, and it's been very hard work. I'm still doing work with Anthony on the week to help him automate his Blacktop business, and help him out wherever I can, and it looks like I may be doing a little work for a Non Profit organization and some more work for Keane Development.

Cyn and I are getting into the swing of things with our wedding that is going to be in August, and it's a lot of fun, and lot's of running around! But, we are trying to keep the pressures of at bay by getting as much done as early as possible.

Wish me luck!

Tags: damien siegel, christina siegel, wedding, search engine

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5/3/2006 - Funny Joke

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married:

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband "I will be home by midnight, I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him, "Midnight".

He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. Shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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1/21/2005 - Leaving on a Jet plane

Whenever friends of mine, or I go away I can't help but think about Armageddon when they are getting ready to fly away to the asteroid. That's where leaving on a jet plane comes from.

Anyway, it's friday, cousin Kathy is getting married tomorrow, and i'm heading out there tonight. My flight leaves at 7ish, and I gotta be there by around 5. Just to make things a little more interesting, I am teaching today in Commack until about 3:30. This is gonna be a close call.

Wish me luck, and lots of hugs and kisses.

And Alex, have a great time with all your friends this week. Make sure they behave themselves.