Fortunately, and unfortunately, i've been absolutely insane. Let's give everyone a brief update, shall we?
First off, I am now married to the greatest woman I have ever known, and can't wait to spend the rest of our lives together.
I've totally slacked on the Amazon Appstore apps, but once I get the chance, i'll make sure to get some updates going for that!
I've been insanely busy working on a few projects, the biggest and probably one of the best is an apartment project where people can search for apartments / rentals in any area they choose. This one should be pretty awesome though!
We have been watching a few shows religiously lately. The X-Factor is pretty awesome, American Horror Story is strange, but awesome, Whitney is a pretty funny show also, and as usual Glee is pretty good. Haven't seen House in a while, but i'm sure that show is just as awesome as it has always been.
Time to go back to work. Feel free to email me if you have any questions! I'm always around!
A store that sells husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow!' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous , Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are fucking impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
This weekend is Cyn's birthday weekend! We will be at her uncle's for the weekend, and on Sunday is the Super Bowl which we will also be attending at her uncle's house.
Happy Birthday my sweetie! Can't wait to celebrate your birthday dinner and the play with you! Love you!!!
Just wanted to say HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! It's been a busy couple of
months. Hopefully i'll have some great news for everyone to read soon
enough. Today i'm heading out to Cyn's families house for some
Thanksgiving dinner. After dinner we are gonna head over to my parents
to have a little dessert. Then from there we will be going home to
sleep and my ass is gonna be working on Friday morning. So excited for
Friday!!!
Once again, have a great Thanksgiving everyone. And if I see a movie that is super awesome, i'll be sure to keep everyone informed!
Here are a few must watch movies. After about 2 months of movie releases that weren't all too great. We have 2 movies that are just that (great).
Movie #1: Madea's Family Reunion
This movie was hilarious. I saw the first installment, Diary of a Mad Black Woman (on dvd), and this one was just as good if not better. Tyler Perry plays a large black woman much better than Martin Lawrence in that crap they call Big momma's house.
Movie #2: Eight Below
This was just an all around great movie. It's great for pretty much anyone. If you are a dog lover at all, this is a must see for you.
Last night I went out to my Aunt's house, had some yummy spaghetti's for dinner. Headed out to a christmas light show at some sort of ecosystem place out in Holtsville, and I got to spend some great family time with my Auntie Franny.
Have a great day, today is holiday jeans day. All I know is I get to wear a pair of nice jeans to work. Pumped!!! And I want to go snowboarding. Get me off this island of long!!!
