Last night I went out to my Aunt's house, had some yummy spaghetti's for dinner. Headed out to a christmas light show at some sort of ecosystem place out in Holtsville, and I got to spend some great family time with my Auntie Franny.

Have a great day, today is holiday jeans day. All I know is I get to wear a pair of nice jeans to work. Pumped!!! And I want to go snowboarding. Get me off this island of long!!!

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Every now and again I find a little time to browse the web for a little bit. The other day I found a link to an mp3 that was basically someone leaving a voicemail on someones answering machine. While leaving the voicemail an accident occurs and this guy proceeds to do a play by play for the next 3 minutes or so. It is a must hear.

Voicemail
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Oh, and this is by far the funniest picture I have ever seen at Snowboard.com.

Funny Pic

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For the past 2 days I was teaching Macromedia Flash. Which by the way is a great program. Today I decided to have a little fun with the class and we created our very own superheroes. Mine is totally kickass. When I get home tonight i'll upload it so you can see Super Jake in action.

Update . . .

Here's the movie
Super Jake

Yeah, this is the kind of crap I teach in class to keep my students busy.

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This is some funny stuff. I had a good time on this one.

New wedding crashers trailer

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About a year ago, there was a girl that I was introduced to who looked very familiar. It eventually ended up being a girl I dated for a few days before I left for the olympics in '96. And don't worry, I remembered her just fine about 5 minutes after we left each other's sight. We were only semi-dating, so I get a 'get out of jail free card' on that one.

Those are one of those times where you just say, WOW, it really is a small world.

Today I get an email from an old schoolmate of mine giving me a quick thanks for trying to get people to vote for her as a reporter for ripe.tv. More on that story here.

I decided to ask questions such as, where in god's name would you have ever gotten information that my website even existed? Although I do get some 'hits', I never thought it was from anyone other than me, my family, and the occassional cross dressing puppy loving pedofile. Yeah, my log says people have actually run searches on those terms, and they come up with my site somehow. Pretty weird.

Anyway, she tell's me that her friend Shari from NY passed along my site to her. Thank you Shari, for sending my well wishes out to Karla, you are great friend to let her know she has a stalker here at home.

Once again, small world.

In the long run, Karla did end up getting a gig with Ripe. Once she gives me a little more info, i'll be sure to keep everyone posted on her progress. She's a great girl, and she deserves the happiness that she is currently receiving.

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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married:

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband "I will be home by midnight, I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him, "Midnight".

He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. Shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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