Somebody get me this. It rules!

I want t-shirt

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All I can say about this is, WOW. And not in a Whip em out Wednesday type of wow, more like a holy hell wow. Check it out for yourself.

Blind Golfer
Yeah, blind

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If you haven't gotten anything for me for christmas just yet. This will do just fine.

My present

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It's holiday time, and i've got more work and fun planned for the new year.

I was just chosen to do another project for Stonybrook, this time it shouldn't be nearly as crazy as the previous one. This one is just a mini presentation.

ProPursuit is nearly complete, and my guys and I should start making money by the new year.

And that's about it. As I complete my projects, i'm sure i'll be around to make some updates.

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A Joke from the sister in law in Texas. It's short, and quite funny.

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer - are together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

Pooooof! In the blink of the genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."

Pooooof! Again, in the blink of the genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".

The genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out. It's virtually impenetrable."

"Then", says the American engineer "Fill it with water!"

Pooooof!

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I was running a search yesterday to find out what the state code of NE was. For the life of me, I couldn't figure it out. Check out what my search returned. More specifically, the 2nd link on the google search page.

Google Search for Nebraska

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Yeah, I know, i'm gonna get some crap for this one.

There is a website run by a guy named Tucker Max. This guy is very amusing with all of his great antics, you may have heard something on TV or radio about Miss Vermont suing him for lying on his website about the relationship they had once had a few years ago.

His site, is pretty funny, and quite wrong. But the funny out weighs the wrong, that I can't help but go back and re-read some of his stories.

Now to the reason why I even decided to write anything today. I was on The Tucker Max site, and saw a link to a place called, get this, the tard blog. And yes, it is exactly that. A blog about a teacher's day by day journal of being a special ed teacher.

I just sit and wonder, how in god's name does my cousin Fran deal with this kind of stuff? Links to follow.

Tucker Max

Tard Blog

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