10/29/2009 - Caskets at Walmart are AWESOME! | Just the fact that you can now shop for caskets online at walmart is a pretty awesome scene!
Unfortunately, it's not a very happy approach to sales, but it works, and I'm sure they will be able to get some good money off of this.
Check out the cool caskets below
Super cool walmart caskets
Tags: caskets at walmart, walmart, caskets, deathjakeny@att.net Permanent Link to Caskets at Walmart are AWESOME! | 10/27/2009 - The Husband Store | A store that sells husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow!' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous , Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are fucking impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Tags: hahahaha, the husband store, nyc husband store, ny husband storejakeny@att.net Permanent Link to The Husband Store | 10/6/2009 - Yesterday was moving day |
My brother Damien moved in to his new apartment yesterday. I took the day off to help him move, and we had a fun time. His apartment is really nice too!
Tags: damien, apartment, movingjakeny@att.net Permanent Link to Yesterday was moving day | 10/6/2009 - Zombieland | Ok, if you didn't see Zombieland, you are missing out on a great movie. Very very funny! 'The Movieman' who gives his 6 second reviews and weekly reviews on Z100 says that Jesse Eisenberg is the 'poor mans Michael Cera'. He also said the same thing about him in the movie Adventureland (Movieman can be repetitive at times). Doesn't make a difference to me though. Jesse Eisenberg was great in this movie, his low key persona was perfect. Honestly, I don't think Michael Cera could have pulled off a role like this. Woody Harrelson of course was great as well! It's nice to see him in the movies again! He's always been a fun actor!
Plus!!! GREAT cameo appearance by a great comedy legend.
Tags: jesse eisenberg, woody harrelson, zombieland, michael cerajakeny@att.net Permanent Link to Zombieland |
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