3/31/2008 - Hahaha, OMG!!! | A little disturbing, but hilarious regardless!
There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.
He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday,
so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am
today", the boy said.
The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.
Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".
"Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.
She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them;
moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and
says, "You're eleven years old".
"How did you know?" the boy asked.
Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".
I hope everyone had an awesome March!
jakeny@att.net Permanent Link to Hahaha, OMG!!! | 3/21/2008 - Anyone Have A Cingular / ATT Wireless Go Phone??? | | Ok, I have a $15 credit for wireless minutes on a prepaid Cingular / ATT Wireless phone. I purchased the wrong minutes and I can't return them, so whoever wants them, they are yours for free if you want them.
jakeny@att.net Permanent Link to Anyone Have A Cingular / ATT Wireless Go Phone??? | 3/13/2008 - Nintendo Wii | Ok. Cyn got me a Nintendo Wii for Christmas. For the past 5 or 6 years i've steered away from playing video games whether it be PC, XBox, Coleco Vision, etc. simply for the fact that it eats up a lot of time. Don't get me wrong, it's extremely fun! But it eats a lot of time.
About 3 weeks ago, I went out to Hooters with my buddies Alex and Jay. We had a good time, and since all 3 of us have a Wii, we ended up talking a bit about the games that are out there. Alex has really good taste in games, so I trust his opinion. I purchased Resident Evil 4 maybe 3 days after that dinner, and I have got to tell you that it is one of the craziest games I have ever played. It is truly AMAZING!
So, the other night I started getting really 'hooked' into Resident Evil 4! Before I knew it, it was 2am and I was playing for nearly 6 hours!!! Holy S%!t!!!
The other night I went out and got Super Smash Brothers Brawl, and so far it's decent. I'm not used to the way the game plays, but i'm sure when I get more knowledge on the game, and get better with it, i'll really start to dig it.
Mark my words! The Nintendo Wii will be my downfall!
jakeny@att.net Permanent Link to Nintendo Wii | 3/1/2008 - Happy Birthday / Updates | Just wanted to say happy birthday to my cousin Michelle. She is now 15!!! Holy jesus where does the time go? So happy birthday to my little (not so little) chelle.
Also, this weekend i've got lots of things to think about. It's all for my future, and i'm thinking i'll do the right thing if I put my mind to it.
Wish me luck.
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